Wednesday, February 17, 2010

I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant - Florida edition

One of my favorite shows on TV is the aptly titled "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" on Discovery Health. It's about women who have no idea that they are carrying a child for the entire duration of their pregnancy. Moms attribute their nausea and weight gain to "bubble gut" or too much fried chicken, and continue to drink Bud Light and smoke their Virginia Slims until they roll up to the ER and pop out a kid.

My secret wish of coming across one of these women was granted last week. In this lovely lady's case, she thought she had a wicked case of constipation. I guess, in theory, she did, except she had a baby stuck in her uterus as opposed to stool stuck in her colon.

Mother Nature - 1
Biologically Bamboozled Mom - 0

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